Keylocker TOG2OS 2015 Startup Menu
1. Start TOG2OS 2015
2. Start TOG2DOS
Enter a choice: 2
TOG2MEM is testing extended memory...done.
TOG2 CD-ROM Driver. Version 1.1 (IDECD001)
Welcome, LordOtherGuest! :D
You have a new message.
Do you want to read? (Y/N): Y
Welcome to TOG2DOS!
/help: Shows commands.
/question: Interactive version of help.
/OMGWTFBBQ: Secret command.
C:\>Where is GUI?
The command "where" doesn't exist.
help: shows commands.
unzip: Unzips ZIP file.
read: Reads text.
dir: Shows directory.
zip: Makes ZIP file.
question: Interactive version of help.
about: Shows what is this version.
code: Shows Turbo C++ styled editor.
su: Substitutes your user.
Ported by TOG2.
>>> I'm not a programmer!
File "<stdin>", Line 1
I'm not a programmer!
Of course you are!
Ported by TOG2.
Error: Can't quit Python4DOS.
C:\>question "Why is TOG2DOS broken?"
Do you want to know this? (Y/N): Y
Really? (Y/N): N
Actually, you'll need to RTFM. Do you understand? (Y/N): N
Can't find WinXP.
Do you think this will gonna work, idiot.
Can't find MacOSX.
Type your username: LordOtherGuest
Connecting to random server...
<LordOtherGuest> Hi. I was testing new version. But it seems to be broken. HELP! :,(
<lightspeed15> Like, um... RTFM
<LordOtherGuest> I'm a creator of that OS! :,(
<lightspeed15> Like, um... STFU
<LordOtherGuest> PLEASE! HELP ME!
<boynedmaster> OMG YOU ARE DISRESPECTFUL LIGHTSPEED15 IS MY FRIEND
<boynedmaster> HE IS RIGHT!
<LordOtherGuest> Excuse me. I just need TOG2DOS 2.0.0 to work correctly.
<boynedmaster> STFU!! >:(
You have been kicked by boynedmaster. (Reason: OMFG. Use Windows XP.)
Must not be in different directory.
You have been kidnapped into Recycle Bin with Reimu.
If you want to escape, try this:
Your torch's light has been disappeared.
You're getting attacked by Zero-Two.
Zero-Two attacked you.
You gained 1,000,000 damage.
What do you want to do? (L/R/Q): R
Do you think you're having sockpuppet account? (Y/N): Y
Release Year: 2015
Before reporting problems, check http://tog2os.com
(--) Generating log file...
(--) Generating config file...
(--) Server Layout "Default"
(^^) Screen "Default"
(^^) Monitor "Samsung Monitor Full HD 1080p"
(^^) Device "ATI Technologies Inc."
(^^) Graphics Card "AMD Radeon R9 280X"
(^^) Keyboard "Samsung Keyboard KB6011A"
(^^) Mouse "Samsung Mouse AA-SM7PCP"
(oo) Directory "tog2os\sys32\porn" not found.
(oo) Directory "tog2os\sys\porn2" not found.
(OO) DANGER! Steve Job is trying to attack you from left!
(OO) DANGER! Bill Gates is trying to attack you from right!
(!!) NINJA HAVE KILLED BOOTING SYSTEM!
(!!) "NOOO... LordOtherGuest, Please leave for good!"
(XX) Shut Downed.
Type "manual tog2os".
Features all the applications from Windows (1.0~10).
TOG2OS is a Operation System that TheOtherGuest2 was been working on.
TOG2IRC Version 2.0
Features all the chat features. There is secret Easter Egg.
TOG2IRC is a program that is no longer working on.
Do you actually hated me? (Y/N): Y
This OS will explode after 10 seconds.
TOG2DOS has thrown fatal exception.
Press any key to shutdown.