[dave gets a phone call]
Dave: uh.. Hello?
?: Hello. Are you Dave?
Dave: Yes, So?
?: Dave, I have something to tell you.
Dave: Let me guess... You got to picnic and the weather was great?
?: You think this is a f- [bleep] joke? You think this is funny?
Dave: Uh.. no?
?: Listen you little dickhead, I have your wife. She's in the gas realm.
?: Yea that's right, if I don't get my crack money, I'm afraid that someone's gonna die.
Dave: Are you afraid or something?
?: I'm afraid that someone's gonna die, and that someone is you.
Dave: What do you mean?
?: You'll die in next 2 hours, See you in hell, dickhead.
Dave: well... I guess he was trying to call other Dave.